Brought to you by TheWrongDictionary.com and The Wrong Dictionary on Facebook. The Wrong Dictionary is a growing fake glossary of tomfoolery, inspired by works in a similar vein by Ambrose Bierce, Gustave Flaubert, and Voltaire. It is one of my two satirical projects-in-progress.
I write fake definitions and post them on TheWrongDictionary.com. If you’re into satire, humor, mischief, and the occasional blast of profanity, please visit. If you’re a Tumblr user, you can follow the site so you don’t miss any of my definitions.