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Pen. Noun. A secure facility for ensuring the safety and well-being of writers and publishers of embarrassing dossiers.
This one’s for Julian Assange.

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The Wrong Dictionary is inspired by The Devil’s Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce, Dictionary of Received Ideas by Gustave Flaubert, and the Internets.